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When you realise you missed a spot shaving at 6am, and you can't get home to rectify until 7pm

I like that Sunless Sea doesn't give a solitary God damn about gender. Your options at chargen are
[ ] male
[ ] female
[ ] bitch I might be a squid under all these clothes

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Memes that make fun of other people are not funny.

Memes that make fun of people because they don't know the meme yet is even less funny.

If you want to make fun of yourself in meme form, that's okay.

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I'm saddened to learn that misspelling \clearpage as \learpage in LaTeX doesn't insert a random page of King Lear. Someone needs to make that a package.

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We'll build a wall (around shoreditch) and make theresa pay

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bin chicken: honk

me: wow its mastodon user bin chicken

bin chicken: [violently defecates]

me: lmfao youre killing it dude

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CONVINCE ME CONVINCE ME CONVINCE ME CONVINCE ME CONVINCE ME SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN

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when you ask what bofa is you enter a brief quick time event where you can fucking delete the post as fast as you can

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wilding out because I learnt te hat the guy who played Salem in Sabrina the Teenage Witch went on to co-write Paul Blart, Mall Cop

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Started writing a new song today, kinda Manic Street Preachers esque.

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Guillotines Inc.

General Communism, writing, and shitposts.