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Mastadon meet Monika, she used to be a street dog in Romania, now she enjoys cuddles and free food!
She also likes to steal my shoes..

She's a good doggie!

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I've only just discovered this Maddie hashtag, and due to certain unsolved crimes, the whole thing seems pretty dark from here in britain

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I love how centrists legitimately feel like they're the pillar of intellectualism and rational thought. Not having an opinion isn't intellectual, it's thoughtless.

Also if your opinion is that we should treat fascists with respect and antifa are terrorists, you're not a centrist, you're a fascist.

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yet another reminder that jorts dot horse is open with massively overkill server resources -- seriously, we're using like 30% of our CPU power right now.

if you're thinkin' about moving off of dot social for whatever reasons, feel free to join the jorts rodeo!

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when your christmas lights burn out:

this aint lit, chief

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I stood on my cat’s paw this morning like a MONSTER so she’s getting fancy gourmet cat food for her dinner tonight to make up for it

I'm just gonna start conversations with bots on my slow days, that way my notifications will look more lively and I can pretend I have friends

Rape; LB; screenshots; Admin Announcement Show more

Serial abuser, sexual assault, LB Show more

🚨 PSA FOR NEW USERS 🚨 CW: abuse, rapist, drama, here we go again Show more

🚨 PSA FOR NEW USERS 🚨 CW: abuse, rapist, drama, here we go again Show more

Gentle (seriously) reminder that trans/enby/AFAB folks who have been dragged for posting their non-male genders might not be comfortable putting pronouns in their bio

any other community:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: WHAT the FUCK
69 year old man: heh let's cyber

mastodon:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: big fucking mood
69 year old man: jood (jean mood)

systemic transphobia, call for help, twitter link Show more

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