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Me (to English department): "... And that's why although "Titus Andronicus" appears to deploy an unremarkable power dynamic rooted in a gender binary, the play cleverly subverts and complicates those opposing forces in ways long overlooked in its critical appraisal."

Me (to barber): uh, like a "normal cut" I guess, like half as long or something? I'm not sure what you mean by "shape."

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mental health Show more

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nurse: the lab results just came back. why the fuck is there koolaid in your blood.

me: ò̸̢h̷̼̯͘ ̸̟̟͎̫̻̅y̶̐̌͘͜͠e̶̬̻̻͖̍͋a̸͔̓̂̑͝h̴̜͍̘̖͂̒͒́

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when mija's scheming something, she cackles evilly "mijajajajajaja"

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Jesus is cool and all, but you kids know who else returned after 3 days? @gazelle

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racism Show more

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us an evil empire - environment immigration Show more

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while you were busy making fun of poppers I was make brain feel gooo d

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Thread: a really cool thing that students have told me about this term are "feminitives"—or basically just feminine endings on nouns. Russophone femininsts draw attention to women in non-traditional roles by ADDING feminine endings to words that don't usually have them.

e.g. vrach (doctor), vrachika (female doctor).

It's fascinating to me that this is the exact OPPOSITE of Anglophone feminist linguistic strategies. 1/

I bet the first person that someone described as "a good egg" was extremely confused

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men on bumble be like “hi I’m ryan and I’m a human red flag”

FYI this account has moved from the bed to the couch

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HOW TO APPROACH GIRLS NOT ON MASTODON URGENT

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money ask Show more

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Pouring a bowl of cereal is now considered cooking

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Solarpunk is a really good aesthetic because it actively combats the fatalism of capitalist realism by envisioning a future in which humanity works with nature to create a more compassionate society

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hey one of the best accounts on here moved to her own instance !@gazelle follow her! now!!!!

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I'm not on knzk anymore, I have my own instance and this is now my account. Please boost follow etc because the knzk blackout makes it extremely hard for me to interact with people, so no one is getting my notifications that I moved. :derpyupsidedown: 💕

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Guillotines Inc.

General Communism, writing, and shitposts.