Something I've never been able to understand: people who are super into bagels

This is a food item that warrants strong preferences and buying out bakeries within a few hours of opening? Doesn't compute.

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going on a podcast so that anyone who listens dies within seven days.

I've managed to break not one but two ice scrapers while thawing the car today so things are off to a pretty good start I'd say

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reply to this and I’ll “Mandy” your avatar. It will probably end up looking something like this:

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I swear the cat just called me a "lazy sack of shit" because I can't keep playing with her at the moment

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The first video game was a gun that you had to pay to shoot

(psst) New Englanders and east coasters freak out about snow every bit as much as they like to deride Southerners and Midwesterners for doing the same

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the existence of a sel on the web implies the existence of an equal and opposite sel that is off the web

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Maybe my most niche post of all time. I'm skilled at nothing if not limiting my own audience

Seventeen years ago I put Jerkcity in my crontab and I think it has become infected

Over on the birdsite, folks have been talking about Baby Hitler

the existence of a sel on the web implies the existence of an equal and opposite sel that is off the web

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Guillotines Inc.

General Communism, writing, and shitposts.