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Not only are my boosts endorsements, you should read them as if posted by me. Political opinion? I said it. Picture of food? I'm eating it. Picture of a cat? He's my cat now. Selfie of attractive individual? I'm that person and will fight the original to the death.

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I am syndicating my only good twortsite content. Please enjoy this list (of actual bands playing in NYC on the day I post them) with names consisting of clever puns, portmanteaus, intentionally misspelled pop culture references, etc.

Tonight: Ereptile Destruction

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If I liked your selfie and then followed you, yes I have a crush on you, but don't worry, I'm too shy to do anything about it, pls remain unattainable kthx

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I'm not on knzk anymore, I have my own instance and this is now my account. Please boost follow etc because the knzk blackout makes it extremely hard for me to interact with people, so no one is getting my notifications that I moved. :derpyupsidedown: 💕

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me when wuthering heights by kate bush comes on shuffle

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i was excommunicated from Long Island because I couldn't figure out how to play lacrosse. I thought it was fucked up at the time, but that's their way

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simultaneously on discord, tooting, watching a show on netflix, and playing a game on my phone because im a monster and my brain needs constant and overwhelming stimulation to not collapse

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Give strong drink to the one who is perishing, and wine to those who are bitterly distressed; #Proverbs 31:6 #Bible

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when i was like 14 i used to think u weren’t allowed to say u liked a band unless you’d listened to their entire discography

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this toot started out as "if jeff bezos had a dollar for every dollar he earned, he'd have zero dollars" but i got mad

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I am pretty much always terrified that someone might

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ok good night for real and remember gender is literally fucking made up you can do anything

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I had to come up with an example of a shitpost on the spot and “Gritty’s titties are called ‘Gritties,’” happened.

Sorry.

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Guillotines Inc.

General Communism, writing, and shitposts.