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Not only are my boosts endorsements, you should read them as if posted by me. Political opinion? I said it. Picture of food? I'm eating it. Picture of a cat? He's my cat now. Selfie of attractive individual? I'm that person and will fight the original to the death.

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I am syndicating my only good twortsite content. Please enjoy this list (of actual bands playing in NYC on the day I post them) with names consisting of clever puns, portmanteaus, intentionally misspelled pop culture references, etc.

Tonight: Ereptile Destruction

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If I liked your selfie and then followed you, yes I have a crush on you, but don't worry, I'm too shy to do anything about it, pls remain unattainable kthx

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Stop Making Sense is good with weed tho? more weed.

This has been your barbaric modern medicine minute, stay tuned for the eight o'clock news.

mh/ph - Show more

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might fuck around and literally drip with sweat because the human body is a nightmare from which there is no waking

someone likes me and that feels good. more. I want more. fill me up with your validation. cram it in there. I can take it. I can take it all.

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having ibs is so intrinsic to my being that sometimes i forget that some people don't have to adjust their schedules around taking a monster dump

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"Trans rights are civil rights are human rights."

-a sitting congresswoman watching a Donkey Kong stream

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I'm still looking for a good nailpolish color which is similar to windows xp bsod

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ugh I just had the most sickening wave of nausea and feeling like I needed to throw up. I haven't vomited in over a decade. I'm not about to start.

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I have lots of evacuations and inevitable stabby betrayal

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On the 2nd of September 2004, just as France's children were preparing to go back to school, the "Law 2004-228 of 15 March 2004" came into effect.

Nominally, this law banned anyone from wearing "conspicuous religious symbols" in schools. In practice, however, it was widely understood to specifically target Muslim students and parents, in particular those who wore the hijab.

Girls and their mothers were now forbidden from "conspicuously" belonging to their faith.

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how do I find pictures of myself for this I'm a reply guy who posts mugs

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tfw it's like the world goes through your old favourites and starts throwing out random combinations

open.spotify.com/album/6Cun8Xa

yeah I'll have a huevo y chorizo torta, no cheese, and some fried sweet plantains. you want anything?

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Guillotines Inc.

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