i've trapped jeff bezos under a large tupperware bowl in my kitchen. i didn't really plan beyond this point and welcome any suggestions as to my next move here

@narrenschiff trap another jeff bezos to keep the 1st one company

@narrenschiff put a weight on top of it, don't want him to get out


what ever you do don't poke airholes.

He can transform into smoke and might slip out.

@narrenschiff let him out into the wild

i hear Larry Ellison owns an island with an active volcano

that seems wild enough

@narrenschiff Tie him up somewhere and read him The Conquest of Bread until he agrees to turn Amazon into a Cooperative.


He’s more afraid of you than you are of him. Just slide a piece of paper underneath him, carry him to the back yard and let him go.

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