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Dems talk like Beto is sexy, but he needs to be SO much better or worse.
Like, it's not like I have standards. I hooked up with a 5'4 guy who lived in a shed. We didn't really talk first, even. He was, in my defense, blisteringly hot.
Not only is shed guy way hotter than Beto, but I would vote for him over Beto AND his Latino nickname came from actually being Latino.
Shed Guy 2020.
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"wow, you hooked up with a guy who lived in a shed, in the no air conditioning shed, in texas, in summer, without talking first?"
SURE DID. Jealous?
@some_qualia Must have been hot, but not in a good way.
@tbeckett I mean, it was 100 degrees and also? No complaints. Worth it.
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